“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red
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My New Years resolution is to stop wondering if I’m good enough for other people and start wondering if they’re good enough for me.
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What’s wrong with texting first and replying to a text immediately? what’s wrong with calling and telling them you miss them? What’s wrong with showing you care? Take down your pride a notch and be genuine with your feelings.
2019 we get rid of these ridiculous “unwritten” rules just talk to people if you wanna talk to them!
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having horns would be incredibly impractical in day to day life but theyd be sexy so does it matter…
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wow not gonna name any names but SOMEBODY (me) needs 2 calm down!!!!
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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
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At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”
Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”
They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit
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